Yesterday, “cool expert” Scott Walker told America that he thinks the minimum wage is a lame idea. Since we know you definitely take your tips on what’s cool and what’s lame from Scott Walker, here are a few more.
|“Lame”: Minimum wage||“Cool”: Ultrasounds|
|“Bogus”: Equal pay||On fleek: Taking away workers’ bargaining rights|
|The pits: Immigration||PHAT: Self-deportation|
|Real downer: Same sex marriage||YAASSS: Unconstitutional abortion bans without exceptions|
|As if: A living wage||Sweet brah: Voter ID laws|
|Hilar: Prank Phone Calls||Fresh: Fellow leather jacket wearer The Fonz and jean shorts and tube socks|